sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

beachey:

 
notjackwhite:

flannel garbagé

notjackwhite:

flannel garbagé

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

theboyfriendstagram:

Favorite #worstcarrotmoment posts (You know you’ve been here long enough if you can relate to all of these)

(more posts like this here)

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend